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8月26日
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sign ma
(ausland)
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sign ma
(world)
guestmap
ma (luvin)
shoutbox
ma (hatin)
shoutbox
GUESS HUSE BAK !!!!!!!! ^_^ oyeh i regained control, ok so he prolli got sikka me n decided to unhack me, but owellz i got ma purty space back ^_^
n i eminemifyed it all up :D
mmmmhmmmmmmmm
yeh thas all i got ^_^
:)
| 8月24日
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Girl: Slow down im scared
Boy: No this is fun
Girl: No its not, its too scary
Guy: Then tell me you love me
Girl: Fine i love you but slow down!
Boy: Now give me a big hug
*Girl hugs Boy*
Boy: Can you take my helmet of and put it on your self? its buggin me.
In the paper the next day: ...A motocycle crashed yesterday in to a building because of a brake failure, two
people were involved a male and female, but only one survied.
The truth was that half way down the road the 18 year old boy realised that the brakes
had broke, but he didnt want to let his partner know.Instead he made her say she loved
him and felt her hug one last time, and let her wear his helmet so that she would live,
realizing that he would be the one that died
One night a guy & a girl were driving home from the movies. The boy sensed there was something wrong because of the painful silence they shared between them that night. The girl then asked the boy to pull over because she wanted to talk. She told him that her feelings had changed & that it was time to move on. A silent tear slid down his cheek as he slowly reached into his pocket & passed her a folded note. At that moment, a drunk driver was speeding down that very same street. He swerved right into the drivers seat, killing the boy. Miraculously, the girl survived. Remembering the note, she pulled it out & read it. "Without your love, I would die."
Girl: ‘Am I pretty?
Boy: ‘No...’
Girl: ‘Do you
like me?’
Boy: ‘No...’
Girl: ‘If I left,
would you cry?’
Boy: ‘Of course
not!”
Because of this...
The girl became
sad and decided
to leave
But the boy
grabbed her arm
and said:
'I don’t think
your pretty...
I think
you’re beautiful.
I don’t like you...
I love you.
And if you left...
I wouldn’t cry
I would die.'
| 8月23日
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why chocolate's better than sex
You can GET chocolate.
'If you love me you'll swallow that' has a real meaning with chocolate.
Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
You can have chocolate in front of your mother.
If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate wont mind.
Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called names.
The word 'commitment' doesnt scare off chocolate.
You can have chocolate on top of your work desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
You dont get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
With chocolate theres no need to fake it.
Chocolate doesnt make you pregnant. You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
Good chocolate is easy to find.
You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake.
With chocolate size doesnt matter, its always good.
~ from abigail's space ^_^ ~
Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a pingpong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less then 10 minutes... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have a consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too...
And the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vigina....
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.
Top ten things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day:
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blowjob.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you cant hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man's eyes, and the ruler situated next to his member which causes an extra two inches to be added to the final measurement.
And the NUMBER ONE thing women would do if they woke up with a penis....
1.
Get another blowjob.
~ from abigail's space ^_^ ~
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˚◦°°◦.. ♥ ωє'яє вєттєя ¢σz ♥ ..◦°°◦˚
We got off the Titanic first.
We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
We never ejaculate prematurely.
When we buy a vibrator it's glamorous.
When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic.
We can be groupies.
Male groupies are stalkers.
We can cry and get out of speeding fines.
We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
Taxis stop for us.
Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.
We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.
We know the truth about whether size matters.
New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.
If we have sex with someone and don't call them the next day, we're not the devil. Condoms make no significant difference in our enjoyment of sex.
If we're not making enough money we can blame the glass ceiling.
We can sleep our way to the top.
Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.
It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.
No fashion faux pas we make could rival The Speedo.
We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.
If we cheat on our spouse, people assume it's because we're being emotionally neglected.
WE never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her ass.
If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.
We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
We have the ability to dress ourselves.
We have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.
We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.
Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.
There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
Gay waiters don't make us uncomfortable.
We'll never regret piercing our ears.
We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
We'll never discover we've been duped by a Wonderbra.
We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
We're NOT men.
◦°°◦.. ♥ α gυяℓєн ρσєм ♥ ..◦°°◦˚
I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. I can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook, I can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit, to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles, at any cost. And I don't have a problem, admitting I'm lost.
I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies, with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay, to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her. In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay, But jewelry's best. Look at me you idiot... Not at my chest????
I don't have a problem, With Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling.
DON'T call me a GIRL , a BABE or a CHICK . I am a WOMAN. Get it?, you DICK!?!
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