why chocolate's better than sex

You can GET chocolate.
'If you love me you'll swallow that' has a real meaning with chocolate.
Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
You can have chocolate in front of your mother.
If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate wont mind.
Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called names.
The word 'commitment' doesnt scare off chocolate.
You can have chocolate on top of your work desk during working hours without upsetting  your work mates.
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
You dont get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
With chocolate theres no need to fake it.
Chocolate doesnt make you pregnant.   You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
Good chocolate is easy to find.
You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake.
With chocolate size doesnt matter, its always good. 

~ from abigail's space ^_^ ~

Top ten things men would do if they woke up and had a vagina for a day:

10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half.
8. See if they could finally do the splits.
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a pingpong ball 20 feet.
6. Cross their legs without rearranging their crotch.
5. Get picked up in a bar in less then 10 minutes... BEFORE closing time.
4. Have a consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping  first.
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too...

 And the NUMBER ONE thing men would do if they woke up with a vigina....
1. Finally find that damned G-spot.

Top ten things women would do if they woke up and had a penis for a day:

 10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blowjob.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you cant hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it's like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch/shift yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a  man's eyes, and the ruler situated next to his member which causes an extra two inches  to be added to the final measurement.

And the NUMBER ONE thing women would do if they woke up with a penis....
1.
Get another blowjob.